bynkii (bynkii) wrote,

Yahoo to Microsoft: Nuts!

Assuming (of course) that both Macworld's report of a Wall Street Journal article and the WSJ article are both correct, Yahoo is fixing to reject Microsoft's offer...

"Dear Steve,

Thanks, but no, we think this is a real bad idea. Besides, your stock price has dropped two bucks a share since you decided to play hardball less than a week ago. So we figure that if we can outlast you for a month or so, we'll be able to buy Microsoft with the change I found in my couch this morning, and I'll be drinking green beer out of your skull for St. Patrick's Day.

Love to the fam,


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