bynkii (bynkii) wrote,

Twitterbomb AWAY!

  • 08:08 @ShawnKing it's known for blowing up. Would you rather it be FAR more interesting? :-P #
  • 09:31 the sky...its full of stars... #
  • 09:33 @SlyM what if they're already in the ground? #
  • 09:36 @siegel It's not *hump* day, it's *HUMPTY* day. The humpty dance, is your chance, so do the hump. #
  • 09:44's BUSINESS TIME #
  • 09:44 @NickiHiss at least he's not singing the Ramones #
  • 11:25 @SlyM I bet you couldn't describe your OWN feet without looking, much less a random unattached one #
  • 12:57 @Angry_Drunk the's full of beautiful puns #
  • 15:24 @ShawnKing parts of the midwest too. Waffle house is EVERYWHERE in MO/KS #
  • 15:25 @ShawnKing Start Singing "O Canada" like homer simpson! #
  • 16:21 when your boss is nigh-delerious from lack of sleep, resisting temptation is really hard. #
  • 16:25 The Roberts Court ruled for the military over environmental concerns. Was this even in DOUBT? #
  • 16:26 I mean, really, you knew how Roberts, Thomas, Scalia and Alito were going to rule the day before arguments started #
  • 16:27 Were I a n environmental lawyer, I think I'd just say "Look, I'm fucked, and I know I am, but since I have to be here, I'm just going to... #
  • 16:28 ...sit down and read a nice book while you guys finalize the ruling you started yesterday. It will save us all some time... #
  • 16:28 ...and Scalia can go drink brandy with his neocon buddies." What a waste of time that entire case was #
  • 16:47 @Angry_Drunk there is clearly a need for a .wrf TLD #
  • 16:49 my Twitterank is 114.87! #
  • 16:50 My twInfluence is 1919! Does this get me blowjobs? How about beer? A roast beef sammich? #
  • 16:54 @jsnell da-da-daa-da-dada-dadadadada-daaa-da-dada! #
  • 16:55 @GlennF well duh, it's the Roberts court. You were expecting Gov or big business to lose to nature? #
  • 17:01 okay, this pic? Looks like a dildo. and I don't think that's what "vibrate" is for #
  • 17:01 @mikemchargue <nelson>HA-HA</nelson> #
  • 17:02 @Moeskido That was Stewart Copland. Andy's not nearly that nuts #
  • 17:12 @jeffcarlson the new look of phone sex #
  • 17:28 @SINFIDEL you're doing email server configs? You're in IT. Accept it. #
  • 17:28 @poorheather I think at that point it's a 200.5(e) plan #
  • 17:35 Once again, justifying my deep guy love for @choochoobear: #
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