bynkii (bynkii) wrote,

Twitterbomb AWAY!

  • 09:25 My co-workers are begging for @mercuralis' cookies like cracheads on Rock. Mt. #
  • 09:25 @adamengst wow...they did do it up #
  • 12:02 @Mercuralis baby, I think if you stop, people here will cry #
  • 15:15 working on tying ipmitool to cacti #
  • 16:02 ipmitool->grep->awk->cacti! I HAVE MORE GRAPHS!!!!! #
  • 16:02 Take that Apple Server Monitor Tool! #
  • 16:18 I have never, EVER been this happy about a friggin' blue line in my life #
  • 18:48 @mikemchargue Tech Monk with +5 fingerstrike of Vorpal Monitoring #
  • 18:49 @jonathanboyett I'm playing DDO with my wife. Celibacy not included :-P #
  • 18:49 @lithiumcorp now that I have the technique down, I'm going to be generating them like mad, and for a really low price :-P #
  • 18:50 @jearle Nagios will be tricker, all the IPMI plugins kind of suck ass #
  • 18:50 @jearle but now that I have the syntax to pull numbers out, the rest of the plugin should be simple #
  • 20:40 @lithiumcorp LMAO...not at all. There are people who do *extremely* well with your work #
  • 20:41 @lithiumcorp and we're considering Lithium for a "Look at our pretty, pretty network" screen we want to mount #
  • 20:41 @lithiumcorp Cacti & Nagios are very functional, but pretty? No #
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