bynkii (bynkii) wrote,

Twitterbomb AWAY!

  • 07:05 @SlyM so you'll be underwear shopping ? #
  • 07:11 @oscherler not *my* fault you live in the arctic :-P #
  • 10:31 @film_girl actually, it was filmed in Boston, not S.F., at least the Macworld parts #
  • 10:43 @sherjo part of @shawnking's rules problem is due to upgrading to 2008 on Saturday night #
  • 10:49 @ShawnKing well, you *are* canadian... #
  • 11:16 @ShawnKing @sherjo The one time Shawn's not drunk updating, and he's all sensitive about it :-P #
  • 11:17 @film_girl oh that's FULL of WTF...I was at the BOS Macworld they were filming in. #
  • 11:38 @film_girl that's so friggin' bizarre as a concept #
  • 11:39 @willie actually, it's pretty easy. The problem is that when you update, the rules may or may not have a reliable folder to point to #
  • 11:39 @willie so they tend to all point at the main Inbox, because that's safer. #
  • 11:56 Oh Nagios, the way you make backup copies of your config files automatically as part of a version upgrade is SO hot #
  • 12:15 @jearle lol...oh no, that was just a "Hey, I just realized, you do smart things so I don't need my backups" thing #
  • 12:40 @ShawnKing isn't it nice to know how important your opinion is on such things? #
  • 12:41 @jearle it's a big reason for my massive Nagios-Love...they just do stuff so right #
  • 12:46 @AmyJane well, it's what people really want. Logic and all that is just stupid noise. What they want is their emotional response validated #
  • 12:47 @ShawnKing you mean he wasn't a bitter dick before? Or is it that FSJ is no longer interesting since we know who he "really" is? #
  • 12:53 @ShawnKing ah. Well, I rarely read FSJ, and the few things I read by him as himself reeked of "Wish I was Enderle" #
  • 13:25 I didn't get sick at Macworld either. Healthy immune system FTW! #
  • 13:44 @eastd how the hell does Guy go from "CEA will have an Apple area" to "Apple Booths" at CES 2010? He's not even trying anymore #
  • 13:45 just dumped Guy Kawasaki off my feed list. If he's nothing more than MacScobleAppleRumors, fuck him, he's got nothing interesting to say #
  • 13:54 @turkchgo no, but at this point, he's trying to dethrone scoble #
  • 13:55 @jsnell oh I couldn't even begin to touch his twitspam feed. Even I know not to stick my hand into that kind of stupid nest #
  • 14:06 @csaper yep. He's actually worse than Scoble. Scoble at least does his own work. Guy's just a fucking NMD link aggregator anymore #
  • 14:33 @jearle only the feed for his blag #
  • 14:35 @eullman how long do you need "over time" to be, and do you want to track remotely or on the machine you're monitoring? #
  • 14:59 @seankaiser He'd still be a stupid lazy New Media Douchebag, and he'd piss off all his anti-profanity fanboys #
  • 15:22 @eullman if you don't need to do it remotely, almost anything will work, there's a ton of options on VersionTracker... #
  • 15:23 @eullman if you want to do it remotely, my preference is to use SNMP, (assuming Mac OS X 10.5 on Intel) #
  • 15:23 @ShawnKing "round" is a shape #
  • 15:24 @willie did you do anything strange to Office? I've yet to see that, and I abuse my setup regularly #
  • 15:26 @ShawnKing I'm so glad I don't have to "convince" @mercuralis to go to MWE #
  • 16:28 @ShawnKing BAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA..."As God is my witness, I thought MacMacs could bounce" #
  • 16:28 @willie how did you install all but Entourage? #
  • 16:29 @ShawnKing okay, so I do wish I'd seen that...I could have cleaned up on the betting #
  • 16:46 @ShawnKing That would have to be a pretty low-slung bus for you to jump as high as the windshield...:-P #
  • 17:09 @WhizzyBrine That's okay, @mercuralis can't believe she's married to someone who lives for execrable reality TV #
  • 17:10 @ShawnKing hops in Beer don't count #
  • 17:12 @flargh what's E'rage doing to you now? #
  • 17:12 @SlyM will all of you stop it? I don't need to hear about how I haven't bought her chocolate lately #
  • 17:18 @ShawnKing bite me baldy, I bought her some last night #
  • 17:32 @flargh if you open the progress window, (cmd-7) does it lock up during downloads on a specific account? #
  • 17:33 @flargh i've seen where a really badly malformed email will cause that. #
  • 17:33 @flargh it happens with a lot of clients, just different bad emails cause different clients to lose their minds. Oh, 2004 or 2008? #
  • 17:38 @flargh kill your network connection first :-) #
  • 19:57 @WhizzyBrine no nicotine in smoked food, it clashes with the lovely almond flavor from the cyanide #
  • 20:00 @WhizzyBrine No, you killed yourself after realizing Jeopardy is the high watermark for I.Q. on television #
  • 20:02 @WhizzyBrine considering the mentality of most people who smoke meat on a regular basis, i'm in favor of MORE nicotine in that shit #
  • 20:05 reading the Microsoft Office 2008 deployment guide and thinking "Now THAT'S what I want in my documentation" #
  • 20:07 @WhizzyBrine New Nascar Beef Smoke, now with extra nicotine and sarin, for a he-man flavor you'll really love! #
  • 20:11 @Schwieb oh, you gave me enough cowbell indeed #
  • 20:19 attention ISV's. Go to, and read the sections on deployment #
  • 20:19 THAT is the correct way to document your shit #
  • 20:30 @WhizzyBrine was there a lot of panic before you did your IT magic ? #
  • 20:31 @arekdreyer wow, it's so cold here, I may have to wear long pants tomorrow! #
  • 20:55 @WhizzyBrine THIRTY MINUTES!!! O NOES!!! OMGWTFKHAAAAAN!!!!111 #
  • 20:56 @BillCampo You know at some point, Josh will see this and say "Your friends are all dickheads" #
  • 20:59 @Schwieb now, if you guys were to add a command line and applescript component to the office 2008 updater, that would be teh roxx0rz too! #
  • 20:59 @WhizzyBrine it was awful. You had to carry magazines for BLOCKS, then hide them in your room #
  • 21:00 @WhizzyBrine or, if you were me, asked your parents to renew your Playboy subscription #
  • 21:01 oh, found out today that iWork '09 uses flat files instead of packages. Maybe now, you can get file-locking without a fucking SAN! #
  • 21:05 @nadyne but without it, you doom IT people to possibly interacting...WITH PEOPLE! Do you really want to do the PEOPLE? #
  • 21:05 @BillCampo lol #
  • 22:28 @mdhughes I know. The speakers, well some of them, actually know what it's like to be hungry and sick. #
  • 22:29 @mdhughes the attendees? They should all be mugged at the fucking door and made to go home sans ID, Plastic, and recognition #
  • 22:29 @mdeatherage yeah, but then I think "Hey, I have a really nice mic, and I have some nice sound editing applications..." #
  • 22:29 @mdeatherage and I overcomplicate it into the ground #
  • 22:33 @vonswain Douchbag Heaven man: #
  • 22:33 @mdhughes that's the best description of the TED audience ever #
  • 22:35 @mdhughes it happens dude. Suddenly, hanging with the po' folks isn't cool. It totally sucks, but they were probably like that anyway #
  • 22:35 @mdhughes they just didn't have enough money to really life the dream #
  • 22:37 for all the new IT people...yes, it is that fucked-up: #
  • 22:38 @vonswain some of the speakers are cool. The ones that have actually DONE something, and there are a few #
  • 22:38 @vonswain but yeah, for the most part, it's a place for the smug to be smug in the company of the smug #
  • 22:39 @aulia hey, does iWork '09 actually lock files when they're open for writing now? #
  • 22:39 @eullman lol...well, Scoble ragging on Macworld whilst giving CES a rusty trombone pissed me off... #
  • 22:40 @eullman gee, let's see...CES does whatever Scoble wants, and Macworld does not..CES will be fine, and Macworld is circling the bowl... #
  • 22:40 @eullman what an AMAZING coincidence #
  • 22:40 @mdeatherage lol #
  • 22:40 @mdeatherage true #
  • 22:42 @docwho76 lol #
  • 22:42 @aulia iWork '08 didn't actually lock files that were open for writing. So person b could delete the file that person a was working on... #
  • 22:43 @aulia while person a was working on it. If that's changed, so only person a can mod the file they opened read/write, that would not suck #
  • 00:03 my wife is laughin at me #
  • 00:24 @shrtcrt oh, I think the idea had validity. Our mistake was doing it, and hoping the distribution would "just happen". That didn't turn out #
  • 00:26 @MikeTRose If *I* have to suffer having a wife who lives to make me see the unseeable, SO DO YOU #
  • 00:26 @willie what/how did you customize it? #
  • 00:42 @shrtcrt I'm pretty sure if someone offered Sam the right amount of money, he'd do it in a heartbeat. #
  • 00:43 @willie ironically, that may be the actual problem. You might want to ping @nadyne to see if she has more insight #
  • 00:43 There, I did a podcast! #
  • 00:43 Now all you kids get off'n mah lawn #
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