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New Physics!

Arachnivistic Velocity

The speed at which an arachnophobe retreats from a spider. Can be expressed as:

Av=1/Da


Where Av is the speed of the Arachnophobe in Km/sec and Da is the distance of the Arachnophobe from the spider in question. Note that for extremely small values of Da, Av approaches ∞
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