November 3rd, 2004

southpark john

Things you learn from studies...

A recent government study has discovered that women like different kinds of male faces based on their menstrual cycle.

If they are ovulating, they like a strong, rugged, "manly" face.

If however, they are menstruating or going through PMS, they like a man with scissors embedded in his forehead, two black eyes and a bat shoved up his ass.