Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In April, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In March, I fed tianamalla to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In December, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I sacrificed scarred2112 to Cthulhu (500 points). In September, I exposed tianamalla to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (1150 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant, bynkii
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
I'm getting eaten fir-rst, you're all sloppy sec-onds, nyah!