December 6th, 2005

monk john

Cthulu loves me, he really loves me!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In April, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In March, I fed [info]tianamalla to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In December, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In May, I sacrificed [info]scarred2112 to Cthulhu (500 points). In September, I exposed [info]tianamalla to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (1150 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
I'm getting eaten fir-rst, you're all sloppy sec-onds, nyah!