January 15th, 2006

monk john

Because these things are rarely right..

editorializing...of COURSE!

Your Existing Situation

Defensive. Feels his position is threatened or inadequately established. Determined to pursue his objectives despite the anxiety induced by opposition.

My position in what? My chair? Nope, gravity working. My job? Not at all, in fact, I wish it COULD be more threatened. I hate being invaluable. My personal life? Not at all, I know where I stand with people, and it's stable enough for me.

Your Stress Sources

Eager to make a good impression, but worried and doubtful about the likelihood of succeeding. That describes....EVERYONE Feels that he has a right to anything he might hope for, and becomes helpless and distressed when circumstances go against him.Um...no. I have the right to TRY, not the right to receive. Or perhaps the right to earn, not the right to get. While I don't like losing, when it's my fault, it's my fault. Finds the mere possibility of failure most upsetting and this can even lead to nervous prostration.No no, you misspelled "masturbation" Sees himself as a 'victim' who has been misled and abused, mistakes this dramatization for reality and tries to convince himself that his failure to achieve standing and recognition is the fault of others.So that's why I was having cocktails with the head of the Microsoft Mac BU last week? Because I have no standing?

Your Restrained Characteristics

Circumstances are such that he feels forced to compromise for the time being if he is to avoid being cut off from affection or from full participation.Is this even english?
Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense.Snerk...BWAAHAAHAHAHAHA...um...again, no. Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity but tends to hold aloof emotionally.See the quiz fail. Fail quiz, fail.

Conditions are such that he will not let himself become intimately involved without making mental reservations.Hello, brain? I'd like a neuron for two at 8pm near the eyes.

Your Desired Objective

Needs a peaceful environment.MMmmm...sleep Wants release from stress, and freedom from conflicts or disagreement.CALGON TAKE ME AWAY! Takes pains to control the situation and its problems by proceeding cautiously. Has sensitivity of feeling and a fine eye for detail.I do indeed have a fine eye for de tail

Your Actual Problemno, actually!

Disappointment at the non-fulfillment of his hopes and the fear that to formulate fresh goals will only lead to further setbacks have resulted in considerable anxiety.is this why I took up guitar recently? He is trying to escape from this into a peaceful and harmonious relationship, protecting him from dissatisfaction and lack of appreciation.So you get into a relationship to feel good? Oooh, the insight is STUNNING

Your Actual Problem #2Wait, i'm not done doing #1 yet...

Depleted vitality has created an intolerance for any further stimulation, or demands on his resources.Luckily, Viagra fixes this A feeling of powerlessness subjects him to agitation and acute distress.Only once, and I was really drunk, and she said she'd shave my legs so I looked good in the gown Tries to escape from this by relinquishing the struggle, and by finding peaceful and restful conditions in which to recuperate in an atmosphere of affection and security.I can't live without your love and affection...