May 9th, 2007

monk john

Because I don't want BusyMom to feel like the only one..

9 truths and a lie
  1. I've never been able to touch my toes without a two-hour warmup and pain

  2. I would sell my mother for an unlimited supply of Peter Pan Creamy peanut butter

  3. I can tell you what high-energy RF streaming through your 'nads feels like

  4. I have a concrete grip on what a billion dollars will buy you

  5. In forty years of life, I've only lived in a house I or my family owned once, for about 2 and a half years

  6. My first concert was a P-Funk show in 1978 or so. It was my first exposure to a lot of things. P-Funk changes you.

  7. I can curse fluently in German, Spanish, and a bit of Yiddish

  8. I once stayed up for something like 8 days on Cuban Coffee. I beat my coke dealer friend by a day. Yes, it was a contest

  9. I have, either as a pedestrian or on a bicycle been hit by cars six times between the ages of 5 and 18 and only gotten scrapes

  10. With the exception of my nose when I was two, I didn't break a bone untile I was 23. Between 23 and 28, I had 9 breaks, fractures, and one extreme compound fracture that required 6 hours of surgery, and a pin

There you go BusyMom, 9 truths and a lie. See, you aren't the only one who ignores 99% of all memes.