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August 10th, 2007 - Schadenfreude is my life — LiveJournal
...because Misanthropy is FUN
bynkii
Sigh, I really don't believe I'm having to do this, but some people are trying to point out why Bob Keefe's Intel Sticker question wasn't stupid. Okay, it's not some people, it's MacJournals, and yes, I am associated with them. However, it doesn't mean we always agree, and in this case we don't.

First of all, yes, asking questions of Apple executives is complicated, and it takes a while to learn the rules, the biggest one being, "Don't ask about the future." You won't get an answer you like. If you get an answer at all that is. HOWever, there is no excuse for just asking stupid shit, and there were some good questions asked. About five. "How will the iMac evolve in the face of mobility?" That's a good question, because Apple is pushing mobility hard, and laptops are where you see the lion's share of Apple's growth in computer sales. So it was a good question to ask, and it stayed on point. The question about how Apple will market this stuff, less so, but still reasonable. Someone asked about supporting HD uploads. Look, another good question that tied into both iMovie and .Mac, two products that Steve talked about, and it got...a good answer. Don't take my word for it, here, look for yourself:
Q: With someone editing movies and going to publish, why not support HD uploads?

A: Steve: "We do. Turns out that HD camcorders don't have sensors that are full HD, so they produce images that are slightly lower than HD, but are still stellar. We use that res, which is close, but not quite HD. Best you can do under $10k"

Jason Snell from Macworld asked about Excel macro support in Numbers. Great question, because it's something that is important to anyone who would want to round-trip files between Excel and Numbers. It got a good answer. Short, and it was a "No", but still, a good, solid answer.

So yes, it can be tricky to figure out a good question to ask of Apple execs, but it's not rocket science. Stay on point, don't ask about the future, and voila! You get a good answer. Ask vague questions that can't really be answered anyway, and you get a vague answer. Ask about the future, and you get shut down. I have no sympathy for the job of asking good questions, as it's what a reporter, in theory, bloody gets paid for. Asking good questions.

"Why are you not participating in Intel Inside program and not putting stickers on your Macs?", is not a good question. It shows a complete ignorance of your target, and it's just ignorant. Cooke is not a n00b here. He's been in the newspaper business for what looks to be close to 20 years, and reporting/editing in the tech sector for what appears to be ten years. I do not think it was too hard/beyond his capabilities to have either done some research on his own, or asked some people what goes on at one of these things. If he wants to be ignorant about a subject, that's his choice, but expect no rewards for asking stupid questions.

Macjournals tries to point out what the question really said. That it was more related to an earlier announcement during a quarterly results conference call, wherein Apple pointed out their margins were going to probably drop from the 36.9% they had achieved in the previous quarter to about 29.5%. A big drop, but hardly precipitous or calamitous. They say that what Keefe was really asking:
Q: If your margins are going to drop so much this quarter, why don't you take the free money from Intel like everyone else does and place the sticker on your computer? You've made a big deal about using Intel chips, so it's not like you'd be surprising anyone.

A: Because they're ugly, and we don't need the money so badly that we can't afford to make the beautiful products that our customers want. We like the chips, but our products are different than everyone else's and we're going to act like it.

Well, those aren't the words that came out of Keefe's mouth. In fact, had he asked it like that, it still would have been stupid, just not as stupid. If he had pointed out that he was referencing the earlier quarterly results call, it still would have been a stupid question, just mildly stupid, not amazingly so. For one, it's not the rest of the world's job to read anyone's mind. If Bob Keefe wants to ask a question that relates potential margin drops to a program that is nothing but free money, then he needs to actually use his words and ask that question. Steve can seem like a mind reader, but he's not. Really. Nor is anyone else. That's a basic rule of getting an answer, ask the right question. Bob Keefe completely failed at asking the right question, and considering he's not even close to a n00b, he's getting the ridicule his question earned.

Secondly, what the fuck was up with that question anyway. That was almost Connie Chung/Dateline NBC sneak attack shit. I'm sorry to be such an ignorant prole here, but would it have killed anyone to ask about system requirements for iLife/iWork? A great follow - on would have been why the decision to only support G5/Intel chips with the new iMovie. (Note, a good question is not defined by "getting an answer you like".) Both of those are answerable, even by Apple. Garageband gained some impressive features, so how do you differentiate it from Logic Express? With the .Mac upgrades, it's now something that you could use to back more professional web sites, are you going to offer more professional options, such as uptime agreements/SLAs?

You look at the products announced at that event, then re-read Cooke's "read my mind" question, and tell me it wasn't just mind-numbingly stupid, and say it with a straight face. You can't, and we all know it. It was, is, and always shall be a stupid question. Admit it, learn from it, and move on.
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bynkii
Poorly behaved ones at that. You want the real reason behind all the BS they're laying down about not selling DRM - free music via iTMS?

Here you go:

Apple refuses to be good little pets and pay us a buck for every iPod sold, so they can just do without


Um...excuse me, stupid Universal person? DRM - free MP3s play just peachy on iPods, and the iTMS is really not missing out on much, considering the shit you push on us as music. If the majors were all that smart, bands with loyal fan bases, like The Donnas wouldn't be telling you to pound sand and going it alone. Maybe you should stop trying to blame everyone from Steve Jobs and Shawn Fanning to Henry, mild-mannered janitor for your problems, and admit that the cause of your woes is that you're stupid, greedy, and stuck in the 90s.

Yeah, like that will ever happen.
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bynkii
To all the Microsoft people who think Ray Ozzie is going to save them...go use Domino and Notes.

It's a fucking mess, isn't it. Ugly, painful to use and install, has no fucking clue what it really is, the most shitacular email and calendaring program ever, right?

RAY OZZIE FUCKING INVENTED NOTES!

That's the guy who's going to "save" Microsoft. The guy who created the most unusable software ever. If that's the mad skillz you're relying on to save you, y'all are fucked, hardcore.
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bynkii
A bit of a direction change. I'd like to say something nice about the Apple Store in Kansas City MO. (No, this is not just because one of the folks there was, for some very odd, yet terribly flattering reason, excited to meet me. To whomever that was, if I seemed a bit bewildered, well, let's just say that I'm far more adept at pitchforks and torches as a reaction to finding out that the guy in front of them is that asshole behind bynkii.com. I was terribly flattered that you like my ranting, and you did perk up my day quite a bit, so thank you very much. If I ever get t-shirts, I'll make sure to get you one, and I may steal your comment for them..."more smiley in person".)

I know it's popular to rag on the people at the Apple Store, especially the Geniuses, but every time I've dealt with the folks in the KC store, they've been fantastic. Polite, courteous, helpful, professional, and willing to do a lot of work they might not have to for me, and to my knowledge, no, they aren't all impressed with my mighty intarweb fame. They just do things right every time, even if they have to give me an answer I may not want to hear. It's why I try to buy stuff from there whenever I can, because I want them to stay there a good long time.

Good job guys, and thanks!
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