August 14th, 2007

monk john

Wait...what?

Okay, when people see a story about a guy getting his thumbs surgically altered for his iPhone, and everyone over the age of five doesn't assume it's a goof?



Yeah, humanity's done, where's the next species to rise? Maybe we can leave a permanent DON'T BE LIKE US sign for them.
monk john

I know it's petty...

But every chance I get, I pick Atom feeds over RSS, just because in some alternate universe, it's making Emo Winer slit his wrists. Remember, it's down the block, not across the street. Try to do something right.