November 13th, 2008

monk john

Twitterbomb AWAY!

  • 08:08 @ShawnKing it's known for blowing up. Would you rather it be FAR more interesting? :-P #
  • 09:31 the sky...its full of stars... now.sprint.com/widget/ #
  • 09:33 @SlyM what if they're already in the ground? #
  • 09:36 @siegel It's not *hump* day, it's *HUMPTY* day. The humpty dance, is your chance, so do the hump. #
  • 09:44 tinyurl.com/r4mdy ...it's BUSINESS TIME #
  • 09:44 @NickiHiss at least he's not singing the Ramones #
  • 11:25 @SlyM I bet you couldn't describe your OWN feet without looking, much less a random unattached one #
  • 12:57 @Angry_Drunk the sky...it's full of beautiful puns #
  • 15:24 @ShawnKing parts of the midwest too. Waffle house is EVERYWHERE in MO/KS #
  • 15:25 @ShawnKing Start Singing "O Canada" like homer simpson! #
  • 16:21 when your boss is nigh-delerious from lack of sleep, resisting temptation is really hard. #
  • 16:25 The Roberts Court ruled for the military over environmental concerns. Was this even in DOUBT? #
  • 16:26 I mean, really, you knew how Roberts, Thomas, Scalia and Alito were going to rule the day before arguments started #
  • 16:27 Were I a n environmental lawyer, I think I'd just say "Look, I'm fucked, and I know I am, but since I have to be here, I'm just going to... #
  • 16:28 ...sit down and read a nice book while you guys finalize the ruling you started yesterday. It will save us all some time... #
  • 16:28 ...and Scalia can go drink brandy with his neocon buddies." What a waste of time that entire case was #
  • 16:47 @Angry_Drunk there is clearly a need for a .wrf TLD #
  • 16:49 my Twitterank is 114.87! twitterank.com #
  • 16:50 My twInfluence is 1919! Does this get me blowjobs? How about beer? A roast beef sammich? #
  • 16:54 @jsnell da-da-daa-da-dada-dadadadada-daaa-da-dada! #
  • 16:55 @GlennF well duh, it's the Roberts court. You were expecting Gov or big business to lose to nature? #
  • 17:01 okay, this pic? www.macobserver.com/review/2008/11/12.2.shtml Looks like a dildo. and I don't think that's what "vibrate" is for #
  • 17:01 @mikemchargue <nelson>HA-HA</nelson> #
  • 17:02 @Moeskido That was Stewart Copland. Andy's not nearly that nuts #
  • 17:02 @Moeskido THE PHONE IS RINGING! IS THAT MY MOTHER AGAIN? #
  • 17:12 @jeffcarlson the new look of phone sex #
  • 17:28 @SINFIDEL you're doing email server configs? You're in IT. Accept it. #
  • 17:28 @poorheather I think at that point it's a 200.5(e) plan #
  • 17:35 Once again, justifying my deep guy love for @choochoobear: somethingpositive.net/sp11102008.shtml #
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monk john

Twitterbomb AWAY!

  • 07:10 @gruber Too bad I already gave it away, or I could have hooked you up with NeXT Cube # 35, complete with Lotus Source Code #
  • 16:48 @gruber: No, there is no Mac software that sucks more to install than Adobe CSAnything #
  • 16:49 @gruber: I think i've actually run out of profanity to describe dealing with Adobe installers, that's how much they suck. #
  • 16:49 @gruber: The patches aren't much better. Want to apply a security patch to Flash via ARD? Not while a browser is running you won't. SUCKER #
  • 17:48 @gruber that's because they can't imagine paying for software #
  • 18:31 @GlennF like i said earlier...Adobe #
  • 18:31 @GlennF 's installers made ME *run out of profanity*. At this point, it's all just obscene repetition for me. #
  • 20:54 @poorheather have you SEEN your coworkers? #
  • 21:31 @meck: Oh it's even better when you realize that even installing REMOTELY, the Flash installer won't work for shit if a browser is running #
  • 21:31 @meck: It's not like things are *much* better on the windows side. Adobe installers and their install period sucks ass #
  • 21:32 @kvanh Town Topic is scarie. Chubbies has great post-drinking food, but less of a Rob ZOmbie vibe #
  • 21:38 @kvanh but only CHubby's has Ernie and his magnificently scary fucking car: homepage.mac.com/jcwelch/ohmygod.html #
  • 22:30 @mdhughes oh that? meh, I don't really care that much. It's not like i'm putting Ansel Adams stuff in there ;-) #
  • 22:31 @meck heh...talk to Adobe engineers sometime about those installers. They hate them more than I do, and I REALLY HATE THEM #
  • 22:31 @meck they accuse me of being too nice about them. #
  • 22:31 @NickiHiss surrrre you didn't. #
  • 22:32 @jonathanboyett @meck: also, you have to zap the pram, and rebuild your desktop. Sure, you can't do that in OS X, but Adobe doesn't care #
  • 22:48 @Moeskido oh, it gets better. Sometimes, the stuff flies off while he's driving. #
  • 22:48 @Moeskido can you IMAGINE the therapy needed after 4345 plastic baby Jesii bounce off your window? #
  • 23:14 levying the ultimate punhishment on my son for bad grades. For every F, he must throw away a book #
  • 23:30 Yay, a passle of O'Reilly books showed up. #
  • 23:35 Nack is helping the installer team "craft a response" to installer complaints #
  • 00:01 @kvanh I like real books that I can scribble in and read on the crapper. Besides, these were free #
  • 00:02 @GlennF Who doesn't. But, Adobe's completely fucking stupid about installers, and so that will never happen #
  • 00:03 @GlennF @kvanh I posted a long comment with logfile examples on Nack's site. We'll if it gets put up. #
  • 00:03 @MikeTRose schoolbooks don't count :-P #
  • 00:03 @MikeTRose besides, it's actually painful for him to throw out books, and we're making HIM throw them out. #
  • 00:04 @jonathanboyett "If you kill Welch, you get free Adobe stuff forever". I figure it's only a matter of time until I make them snap #
  • 00:10 @jonathanboyett tinyurl.com/6xl8ks ...Fire at will dude #
  • 00:10 @jonathanboyett although to be honest, the referenced rant is really quite tame. #
  • 00:56 @GlennF I saw that #
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