bynkii (bynkii) wrote,
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Some things just ain't right

And I apologize in advance for no pics...I may go back just to take some.

userinfopoorheather and I are walking around a mall last night, and see a cheesy inflatable haunted house waaay off in the distance.

I like cheesy/ugly crap. In fact, I just bought a pair of pajama pants that are BRIGHT RED with BRIGHT YELLOW pictures of "Sugar Daddy" candy all over them. So ugly/Cheesy is an attractant...but I may have to stop because of this...

So I wander closer to the cheesy inflatable haunted house. I'm directly in line with the exit. The doors look a little odd...then I see someone come out of them...

OH...



MY...



GOD...


The exit is a vertical slit...with two large puffy pillars on either side...and on top, what is supposed to be the top of a head with a little triangle-lookin' bit of black Frankenstein hair, and big yellow eyes...I don't know WHAT this thing is supposed to be, but it looks like....

THE EVIL MUTANT MONSTER VAGINA FROM PLANET Y!!!!!!!!!!


There's no other way to describe this thing...and at one point, someone starts to come out, and they pause as they stick their head out of the top of the slit...


AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! THE EVIL MUTANT MONSTER VAGINA FROM PLANET Y HAS A HUMAN HEAD FOR A CLITORIS!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!


But it gets worse...or better...I'm not sure.


At this point, I HAVE to see the entrance...because, like, there's no way it could be any more fucking bizarre...



I was horribly, horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.







It was worse...another evilmutantmonstervaginafromplanetY...only with an added "feature"...panted above the slit...in bright yellow letters...(Oh, the whole thing is a dark brown)...



ENTER IF YOU DARE



I wish I was kidding. I SO wish I was kidding. This fucking thing is haunting my dreams for the next year.


Happyplace, haaaaaappyplaaaaaaace....


john
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