bynkii (bynkii) wrote,

My mind is a scary thing

So after reading some interesting comments on communion wafers and excess amounts of alcohol...

If you take communion, and say, for some reason, puke it back up on the priest, is that a mortal sin or a venal sin? Is that a sign that you're rejecting Christ? Or are you rejecting the pseudo-zombie ritual that is so central to christianity?

If that religion didn't have such a strong zombie EWWW factor, I wouldn't think these things, so it's all Jesus' fault.

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