bynkii (bynkii) wrote,

Things you learn from studies...

A recent government study has discovered that women like different kinds of male faces based on their menstrual cycle.

If they are ovulating, they like a strong, rugged, "manly" face.

If however, they are menstruating or going through PMS, they like a man with scissors embedded in his forehead, two black eyes and a bat shoved up his ass.

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