bynkii (bynkii) wrote,

Teh Sex Quiz!

Took a sex quiz...results follow.
Name:John C. Welch
Birthdate:9 March 1967
Hair:Dark Blonde
Eyes:Green Eyes
How many true relationships have you had?:4
Have you ever been in love?:yes
What's your idea of a perfect date?:one where I don't pay
Where's your favorite place to be kissed?:I'm a guy, take a WILD guess
How many sexual partners have you had?:enough
How many people have you kissed?:scads
Do you like to make the first move?:only if she doesn't
Are you a snuggler?:yes
Do you kiss on the first date?:Hell yeah
Where is the best place you've ever hooked up?:Hot Tub
Do you consider yourself to be romantic?:yes
Are you an angel or a devil in the sack?:Devil
Would you ever pay someone for sex?:What else do you call a date?
Would you ever let someone pay YOU for sex?:HELL YEAH
Do you keep your eyes open when you kiss?:sometimes
What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?:farting while going at it doggie style
Have your parents ever caught you in a compromising position?:That would require them to be alive, so no.
Have you ever performed a striptease?
How about a lapdance?:I'm 6'2" and 225, what do YOU think
Have you ever received a lapdance?:Yep
Do you like sexual contact?:Yep
Are you straight, gay or bi?:Straight
Have you ever made out with a member of the opposite sex?:yes
Are you a giver or a taker?:yes
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?:"yes"
Do you think you've met the person you'll spend the rest of your life with?:yes
Do you know who your bridesmaids and groomsmen would be?: scarily, yes
Have you ever regretted a hook-up?:oh hell yeah
Have you ever cheated on a significant other?:unfortunately, yes
Have you ever hooked-up with someone already in a relationship?:yes
Have you ever cried over a member of the opposite sex?:yes
Have you ever had your heart broken?:yes
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?:No, i'm stupid, but i'm not DUMB
Would you date or marry someone if your parents didn't accept them?:Again, dead, no real opinions there
How about if your friends didn't accept them?:That's not their job
What's the worst relationship you ever had?:Decided to get my pussy and my paycheck in the same place
Have you ever done anything sexual while on the road?:yes
Would you kiss someone if you didn't love them?:yes
Who told you all about sex?: books
Are you always horny?:yes
Are you a flirt?:yes
Are you a tease?:occaisionally
Do you prefer to chase or BE chased?:yes
Do you prefer morning or evening hook-ups?:yes
Have you ever pulled an all-nighter with a member of the opposite sex, and woke up in each others arms?:Yes, it's preferred.
How old were you at the age of your first kiss?:7
How old were you when you lost your virginity?:19
Do you sometimes wish you could change that?:why?
Do you enjoy being in a relationship?:yes
Are you currently in one?:yes
Has anyone ever fallen in love with you?:yes
Have you ever said "I Love You" and not meant it?:Define "meant"
Are you "noisy" when you get heated?:oh yeah
What is your kissing pet peeve?:not kissing ME
Do you think you're a good kisser?:yes


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