I mean, the adam's apple, the overly large hands? You know she's spent a lot of time standing when she pees. I also bet that if you really want to make her run screaming into the night, just wave a Krispy Kreme in her face. She's got no man, no kids. So she's trying to not be like all gay 'n' stuff, and I think you still have to have ovaries to have a kid. I bet that you could use a PB&J sandwich on her like a cross on a vampire.
I'm just sayin', it's pretty obvious.