bynkii (bynkii) wrote,
bynkii
bynkii
  • Mood: Exasperated
  • Music: "Mama Said Knock You Out", L.L. Cool J.

What the fuck?

You know God...if you want to tell me that my Xmas is just going to suck ass, you could send a friggin' card:

"Dear John,

Your Xmas is going to suck ass. Sorry about that, but it's your turn this year.

Sincerely,

God"

You do NOT have to have a bird try and carpet bomb me as I walk into work from the bus stop.


sheesh
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