"Dear John,
Your Xmas is going to suck ass. Sorry about that, but it's your turn this year.
Sincerely,
God"
You do NOT have to have a bird try and carpet bomb me as I walk into work from the bus stop.
sheesh
Arachnivistic Velocity The speed at which an arachnophobe retreats from a spider. Can be expressed as: A v=1/D a Where A v is the speed of the…
He was a pussy...i give you true seaborne terror.... HOVERSHARK WITH FRICKIN' EYE LASERS!!!!! RUN AWAAAAAAY!
I thought those darned illegals were taking away jobs that "Good Americans need and want", that they were denying us paying jobs in hard times. It…