What a lot of people may not know is that there are many variants to AIDS.
For example, if you get an autoimmune deficiency after having unprotected sex in a pesticide plant, you could get RAIDS
Careless transfusions from a vampire hunter might give you BLAIDS
Random sex while sporting a bad Bobby Brown haircut could give you FAIDS
Be careful about banging your professor to do better in your class, they might give you some really bad GRAIDS
If Bob Geldof infects you, you now have BAND-AIDS
If you like to have sex with the domestic staff, watch out for MAIDS
The Wall Street community is a dangerous place to dip your willy, due to the high incidence of TRAIDS
Whoopi Goldberg just announced that she is in the late stages of BRAIDS
And finally, using a room freshner as a sex toy could lead to GLAIDS
Remember people, be smart, be safe.