- Jet Engines DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT. If you have a jet engine on the ground with no fucking power, that engine doesn't keep RUNNING...it turns into a WEATHER VANE. Weather vanes do NOT suck people IN. Also, and I'm pretty sure chaobell will back me on this, a human body getting sucked into a jet engine doesn't CAUSE AN EXPLOSION. It just makes shit break. Of course, an unpowered engine in a high wind WON'T SUCK YOU IN
- When you have fuel catching on fire in the open air, it BURNS. It doesn't explode. You need specific conditions for fuel to explode. morons.
- If you're sitting next to a plane that used to carry over 400000lbs of JP-4, maybe, just MAYBE, building a fucking BONFIRE near the KEROSENE SOAKED SAND is possibly a BAD IDEA. Stupid fucks.
- Plane batteries don't last that long, and in any event, after a crash, there's not enough left of the electrical system to POWER THE INSIDE LIGHTS. Oh yeah, and THE KEROSENE SOAKED SAND
- Attention stupid bitch...that black box is just a TAPE RECORDER. What you're talking about is the ELT, and that's not always automatically set off by the crash, and it has LIMITED RANGE. Stupid bitch.
- POLAR BEARS?!?!?!?
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