Some people should be shot in the 'nads at birth.
So today, we're eating dinner at a BBQ place.
Lots of kids there. Now, normally, in KC, this isn't bad. Kids here are far better behaved than in Mass. By FAR. The tables next to us are populated by Jesus Freaks. All about 14.
God I hate that. I fuss relentlessly at my son over it. I don't EVER NEED TO SEE THE STUFF YOU ARE EATING. FOR ANY REASON.
One of the kids shall forever be known as "Anaconda Girl"
Now, I get BBQ. It's finger food. You eat with your fingers. That is NOT the same as jamming your ENTIRE hand into your mouth. Not Anaconda Girl. THE WHOLE HAND. One day, she's going to make a male porn star VERY happy.
But that was not the worst. A table full of open-mouth-chewing jesus freaks pales in comparison to the horror of...
WIPES FACE WITH GREASY PORK GIRL!!!!
This girl is about six...and I almost killed her parents...
she was SQUEEZING her BBQ Pork and letting the grease run down her arm onto the table.
she was WIPING THE RIBS ON HER FACE AND CALLING IT LIPSTICK
No really, ask </a></b></a>poorheather, she was there. She witnessed the horror.
Now, are the parents correcting her?
Are the parents horrifiedd?
Are they at least not ENCOURAGING HER?
They're doing the "oh, how cute thing". There's great brown clots of BBQ sauce clinging to her chin. I've seen ZOMBIES eat BRAINS with better table manners.
Don't they get that if they don't teach her manners now, she's fucked when she gets older and the rules change? How long will it be until she realizes that they aren't laughing with her, but indeed ARE laughing AT her? I mean, life can suck ass anyway...why fuck with your kid even more?
I almost yakked. Really. It was gross.
But I still don't blame the kid. She's only acting as she was taught. I blame the parents.
I also gave our waitress, who was theirs too, a fifteen dollar tip on a twenty-five dollar dinner tab. I told her "I feel bad for you."
Because they were BITCHING ABOUT SOMETHING...for the love of god, they have a troll for a child, they disgust everyone in a ten yard radius, and they don't even have the sense of SHAME to slink out.
I shoulda given her a twenty dollar tip.