bynkii (bynkii) wrote,

When video games go bad

Dear Metroid Prime developers,

I know that day after day of coding can be dull. Really. Been there. Done that. Still have the t-shirt.


Could you please insure that you never design a boss like the evil caterpillar dude in Metroid Prime 2? I think, and I don't think I'm wrong, but I think that I don't ever need to hear my 13 - year old child ever again say the following to the Gamecube:

Yeah! I blasted him in the ASS, so now I can blast him in the MOUTH!!

It's going to take a lot of brain bleach to make that go away.



who is mentally curled in a ball on the floor

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