bynkii (bynkii) wrote,
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bynkii

When cute goes off into left field

So poorheather shows me this clip of Knut, the baby polar bear in the Berlin Zoo.

SO cute. But as we're IM'ing, it goes strange:

(I'm in italics)

you know, in about two years, that bear is gonna fuck captain blankie-thrower up

LOL, my thoughts exactly

"Throw that blanket one more time, fucker."

"I just pissed on your lunch, asshole"

if it wasn't going to grow up to be like 11 feet tall and eat your neighborhood, it'd be a cute pet

Aww come on, I'm sure I could keep the polar bear in the tub or something

I could like, train it to answer the door.

*knock knock*

RAAARARARARRARRRRRR

"Hi, have you thought about Jehovah?"

"GRAAAAAAAGH!"

"OH GOD NO, MY LEG, MY LEG, MY FUCKING LEG, STOP EATING MY LEG"


"Hi, we're giving out coca-cola samples-"*YOINK* RAAAAAAARRRRRR

Yeah, I fail to see the problem here.

lol

"'morning little bear"

"GRAAAAAH"

"Fuck"


he'd be great for crackhead theater

"Heybabybabybaby"

"GRAAAAAAAH"

"SHIT"


"HEY- HEY MAMA"

GRAAAAAAAARRRRR

"Can I geta dolla-"RRRRRRAAAAA

"Jesus loves youGRAAAAAH"

So in conclusion, polar bears would make the best pets EVER!!!!!111
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