- I've never been able to touch my toes without a two-hour warmup and pain
- I would sell my mother for an unlimited supply of Peter Pan Creamy peanut butter
- I can tell you what high-energy RF streaming through your 'nads feels like
- I have a concrete grip on what a billion dollars will buy you
- In forty years of life, I've only lived in a house I or my family owned once, for about 2 and a half years
- My first concert was a P-Funk show in 1978 or so. It was my first exposure to a lot of things. P-Funk changes you.
- I can curse fluently in German, Spanish, and a bit of Yiddish
- I once stayed up for something like 8 days on Cuban Coffee. I beat my coke dealer friend by a day. Yes, it was a contest
- I have, either as a pedestrian or on a bicycle been hit by cars six times between the ages of 5 and 18 and only gotten scrapes
- With the exception of my nose when I was two, I didn't break a bone untile I was 23. Between 23 and 28, I had 9 breaks, fractures, and one extreme compound fracture that required 6 hours of surgery, and a pin
There you go BusyMom, 9 truths and a lie. See, you aren't the only one who ignores 99% of all memes.