bynkii (bynkii) wrote,

I now understand why people buy Ferraris

Web gave me a ride in his Ferrari today.

Oh.My.God...what a car. At one point he asked "do you want to hear the stereo?"

My reply "No! I have all the sound I need coming from right behind me"

I also remember thinking "My, we appear to be going rather fast." Then I looked at the speedometer. traffic My next thought? "Yes. We are indeed going rather fast."

I also know something else. A Ferrari is the male version of a vibrator.

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