I'm a sarcastic son of a bitch who will help you exactly to the point you make it worth the effort. You start getting all whiny, well, then the help stops..
Most people don't like me. That's fine, I view most folks as an utter fucking pain in my ass. The ones that do like me, you guys are all right.
Because I think it's interesting, here's the whole LJ Friends map...feel free to play